smallerpail:

Embarrassing myself on my alt blog with TMI shit so you can have pictures of my cats instead

smallerpail:

Seriously if you don’t like my cats you’re a huge jerk that doesn’t like feelings

finerfur:

Stars and Stripes - by suto

captaincrabgrass:

chompass:

grapeyguts:

gerrark:

1. Some nerd who clearly spends all his time on Reddit and 4chan starts killing people just to get a chance at nailing some girl who’s using him for cash.

2. A handful of heroes you see every game fight on the exact same map with the exact same items.

You walk around for fucking hours and have to read books and shit to even understand what’s going on. People talk to you in god damn moonrunes and expect you to understand what they want, and then send you off into the wilderness for some garbage that’s supposed to be important. But all that happens is you get swarmed by pterodactyls. You stumble around doing meaningless tasks for Lord of the Rings characters and you don’t even get EXP for finishing quests. This creepy gay pervert with ornate china on his face talks to you in your sleep. When you finally get to beat the shit out of him it takes forever just to find the asshole; when you do you discover he sounds like an unshaven basement-dweller with Cheetos stuck in his mangy neck hair.

1. Some wimpy sniveling shithead in an army jacket gets lost in a shitty abandoned town looking for his wife. You cant even go to the mcdonalds there, and you get followed around by Christina Agulera until she gets killed, but she always comes back even if you dont want her to. Some little girl steps on your hand and abuses you constantly and you dont have the balls to tell her to stop. All the monsters have really defined asses and put them in your face. Dudes with traffic cones on their heads Stab everyone all the time and you’ll probably end up just driving your car into a lake after you beat the final boss and it doesnt matter anyway because your radio is fucking broken also there’s some pizza but You CANT EVEN EAT IT BECAUSE EDDIE EATS IT ALL

2. You are a dog. The O button makes you bark. You have to defeat some stupid multi headed dragon and nobody can understand you because you are a dog.

3. Some kid with a bowlcut has to solve a murder mystery starring the cast of scooby doo. Eveyrone wants your dick. You think that would be a good thing but all of the characters you can get with are fucking crazy and adachi still wont bring dojima his coffee no matter how many times he asks. You go to school and shit and read books and fish and its exactly like real life but you’re just some kid with a bowl cut

1. You’re a Canadian captain of a ship full of misfit aliens that fly around the galaxy and have inappropriate fuck sessions in between killing everything that looks at you funny. In an attempt to stop a bunch of robot squids from eating the universe, you lead these scaly troglodyte fuck slaves into battle killing cylon cosplayers and pro human activists so you can make a big metal umbrella shoot different colored fireworks depending on what button you push.

2. A fat armed high school dropout who has the IQ of a wet sponge runs around with his chocolate love interest and female rolemodel to kill every non white race in Africa. Since the local inhabitants ate fleshy croquet balls and became crazier than OJ on a bender, you have a responsibility to purify this tainted land. This all leads to an intense battle with some asshole who watched the Matrix too many times and likes to hear himself talk. You ultimately reign victorious after shooting him in the face with a rocket launcher inside a fucking volcano.

3. You play a shit head LAPD officer who sucks every dick in the corporate ladder to get promoted every 3 days. He goes on a journey solving mysteries like Nancy Drew and picking up random shit to swivel around and gawk at. You then get to interrogate a bunch of ugly fucks at the station and send them to jail regardless if they are guilty or not because YOU ARE THE LAW.

1.  You’re some blue haired kid who never talks and gets bossed around by his bitch of a girlfriend.  So you end up passing out on your date, probably because SHE WON’T SHUT UP, and then you wake up in an alternate reality where you died, WAY TO GO SHITHEAD.  Have fun getting chased around by a giant cat man that wants to kill you maybe?? while you’re on an anime treasure hunt.

2.  You’re some blonde chick that whines and cries all the time and has FUCKING AMNESIA FOR FUCK’S SUCK, HOW CLICHE CAN YOU GET, and somehow you’re the only one who can save Earth from an invasion of B-movie aliens, although they already pretty much won.  So you use a deus ex machina machine to go back in time to fight the SyFy made-for-TV movie monsters as you possess the soldiers that were there and just switch bodies when the one you’re possessing gets killed like some sorta ASSHOLETERGEIST.  You also lost track of your sister and fiance, GREAT JOB!

here have this picture too of me looking like a smug little shit

i wish my hair could always look this nice

but i think i’ll have it cut shorter next time

i am also tired

hello

wendythang:

chouettechouette:

i’m sorry i can only draw dumb things…and this is sorta half finished but im gonna be lazy

i hope the colors look okay because ive been fiddling with my display

i want a karkitty of my very own

holy shit this is so cute

nevilleandmia:

Kitten train!